Tuesday, January 30, 2007

I Want to be a Renaissance Woman

ACT I
SCENE 1

FRIEND (with look of dismay): You are such a Google-addict!

ME (with a dismissive wave of the hand): Yeah, yeah. I know. But there are so many cool things I can look up!

FRIEND: What are you doing now?

ME (staring intently at the screen): Learning the lyrics to "La Bamba".

FRIEND (exasperated): 'Cuz that's going to help you in life!

(Lights dim)

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