Wednesday, May 02, 2007

50 Cents Worth of Decomposition

Pictured above are the pieces to a puzzle ball purchased from a 'gumball' machine. The poorly translated Chinese-to-English instructions are below. Read them carefully, it's a good laugh. At this point I have no hope of ever figuring the thing out.

HOW TO DECOMPOSE - Easily though it into the floor have fun.

PUZZLE BALL - Lets decompose & enjoy assembling.

HOW TO ASSEMBLE

2. Hold at hand. Put A2 and A3 on both side of A1.

2. Slide B1 and B2 on both side of A2 & A3.

3. Slide C1 for the side of B1 though the side of B2.

Um. . . what?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

its not a fucking good laugh u racists bitch.

Indigeaux said...

I just had to leave this comment on here. And, yes, I am laughing at this person's poor grammar as well. :-p

PS. To "anonymous": It isn't racist of me to point out a business' complete lack of marketing savvy.